Saucey Merges With Cannabis Delivery Service, Emjay, 10 Thanksgiving Cocktails To Help You Ignore Uncle Ray Chewing With His Mouth Open On FaceTime, Your Guide To Understanding Different Types Of Tequila, Best Pumpkin Cocktails to Enjoy this Fall. never said I was basing anything on opinion. FML, Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. User account menu. I get way more done a lot quicker. So you’ve tried all the proven productivity hacks: You’ve used a Pomodoro timer to keep yourself on task, taken breaks, and meditated for all you’re worth. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. #7 I too get stuff done better and quicker when under pressure. Thank you, your FML was submitted it will appear in moderation soon ! Of course that's not an excuse to get blackout drunk- your creative ideas are of no use to anyone if you don't have the coordination to draw them. Not only is it fucked up, I later realised it's the EXACT same haircut as my mother-in-law's. You might just have the productivity equivalent of beer goggles. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML, Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. Download the app for Android He texted back, "Ewwwww." I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. ? I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." More intelligent people are more likely to binge drink and get drunk. FML, Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I don't think so. Some of the greatest people in the world were functional alcoholics, so I guess that's the silver lining. I’ve always been somewhat lazy, and a procrastinator in my personal life. It's up to you how much work you put in. We have the solution: Your choice of alcohol, delivered straight to your door in 30 minutes or less by Saucey. Archived. I hate to cook. Help! I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. When we’re on the phone with someone, we can only hear their voice and not really see them and therefore there are simply less data points that could possibly distract you. FML, Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. TXT language is forbidden and spelling mistakes hurt people’s eyeballs, so the use of either would result in the direct dismissal of your FML. FML, Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. You're better off being adequate than an alcoholic. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." Alcohol is never a stimulant, it's effects can just feel like one. I don't know anyone who is productive while drinking, whether just starting, or drinking all night. Your story must start with “Today,” and end with “FML”. Studies show that if you're engaged in creative work (such as design, but less obviously stuff like programming), getting a "buzz" will legitimately increase your productivity by up to 30%. Maybe. So you’ve tried all the proven productivity hacks: You’ve used a Pomodoro timer to keep yourself on task, taken breaks, and meditated for all you’re worth. And if you’re a die-hard procrastinator, a little bit of inhibition-busting alcohol could be just the thing to get you back to work. We volunteer as tribute for the next study. FML I agree, your life sucks 30001 You deserved it 3415. And that's the only positive opinion I have in regards to alcohol. And I am very productive. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. The topic is bad and unhealthy habits that make like more efficient. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. Don’t try reposting old FMLs, we’re not that daft. Tweet Share Health Broken bum Insane parents QAnon weirdoes By The Drew - United States .
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